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Move Demotivational Poster


THE JOYS OF FATHERHOOD -


TAGS: baby one move scream
Rating: 4.96/5

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GySgt1811 - August 10, 2011, 1:06 pm
5 wet nappies. I just overflewed (past pluperfect subjunctive) my Depends!
Cloudchaser - August 10, 2011, 11:17 am
Mother Nature is a mean spirited bitch. She loves to call at bad times and she doesn't give a shit if you can't answer right away, much less if answering right now isn't convenient


GET A JOB -


TAGS: job booth occupy movement dispersal
Rating: 4.02/5

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premiumgrade - October 4, 2013, 4:27 am
I wish I could give you more than five. And, you're right. They can't get work...for 15 bucks an hour.
elf - May 19, 2013, 2:01 pm
Confusing cause and effect. Their not in the occupy movement because they don't want to work; they're in the occupy movement because they want to work but can't get hired.
Buzzramjet - February 11, 2012, 9:14 pm
Don't feel like moving to China for a buck an hour.


MOVE LIKE JAGGER -


TAGS: calendar dance move jagger mariand
Rating: 3.93/5

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mariand - November 19, 2012, 4:45 am
hey twill... this pic is unretouched, is just the way I found it...as about the poster, it's 100% original and from my point of view, much more funny that the other one you've mentioned.
twill1962 - November 17, 2012, 8:28 pm
See poster 160191 for an unretouched version.


MOVING ON -




CONFLICTED -


TAGS: leave stay love hugs removed
Rating: 4.78/5

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WestTexRedneck - August 31, 2011, 12:28 pm
maybe she just needs a hug...
Airman - August 29, 2011, 12:44 pm
I have a friend who came home from a trip to an engraved message similar to this
mariand - August 28, 2011, 5:16 pm
...and you won't have to read beyond word5


25TH ANNIVERSARY -


TAGS: philadelphia police bomb move
Rating: 2.56/5

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Aurielius - September 6, 2015, 8:16 am
Shows what can be done with a satchel charge and a helio. I was there.


FRUSTRATION -


TAGS: girl home mood move out
Rating: 4.78/5

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EnkryptedSpirit - September 13, 2011, 6:13 am
Just...eeww I love it!
mariand - September 1, 2011, 6:55 am
LOL...thi5 is cool


PAIN OLYMPICS - What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?




EXPECTATIONS -




CHESS -


TAGS: drinker move drunk check cubby
Rating: 4.8/5

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ICEMAN - December 1, 2010, 8:39 pm
We used to play checkers that way. The games went much quicker... and so did the players.
Faceplant31 - December 1, 2010, 8:16 pm
and that is all that matters right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 1, 2010, 8:11 pm
pretty sure I mistook the front door for the bathroom door....I won the game though.
rerun - December 1, 2010, 8:04 pm

at least you made it outside to puke.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 1, 2010, 8:00 pm
We used Grand Marnier for the queen, Escorial for the King,Rye for the Bishops, Vodka for the knights and gin for the Rooks...all the pawns were southern comfort....and then I threw up in my own front yard and on my steps.
rerun - December 1, 2010, 7:51 pm

It was rather expensive when I was in HS, considering we had to pay a "premium" to have the legal guy buy it. we had to buy his as well.
Faceplant31 - December 1, 2010, 7:49 pm
Pabst is cool if you are broke and have nothing to do the next day. That sh!t produces some bad hangovers.
rerun - December 1, 2010, 7:47 pm

I didn't think they still made Pabst beer, that was all we could afford in high school.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 1, 2010, 7:46 pm
I have a similar chess set. We play with a variety of hard alcohol shots though...Not girly beer shots.
forseti - December 1, 2010, 4:40 pm
the heavy alcoholics I see in the streets seem to be great drinkers without any memory, concentration, imagination or strong will...


THE INTERNET -




QUEEN -




INVOLUTARY BOWEL MOVEMENT - From Zero to Holy S#[email protected]! in .2 seconds.


TAGS: bowel movement
Rating: 4.63/5

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Zetmonk - June 18, 2012, 7:06 am
Ah no MP, thank you very much for pointing that out.
MPsniper - June 16, 2012, 8:01 am
of course, the photo was a hoax... http://easterncougar.org/CougarNews/?p=2408


Jesus loves me -


TAGS: i think i nailed it he could not move afterwards motifayk
Rating: 3.85/5

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Thedge - October 26, 2014, 12:12 pm
For Pete's sake...
motifayk - October 24, 2014, 7:37 am
For the love of God.
mizzdizz - October 24, 2014, 1:57 am
The Passion of Christ?


OH SAY -


TAGS: patriotic turtle is moved
Rating: 4.7/5

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ICEMAN - July 27, 2010, 8:36 pm
Gotta love them patriotic turtles.


THE OCCUPY MOVEMENT - Will never die.


TAGS: occupy funny protest sarcasm movement
Rating: 4.17/5

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dantheman - May 19, 2012, 7:14 pm
Oh I assure you, it's dead. Gone and good riddance. Dead as John Lennon. Dead as Kurt Cobain. To quote Beetlejuice, "Dead, Dead, Deadsky".


VULCAN PICK UP LINES - This one is up there with, "Hey baby, Pon Farr is early this year"


TAGS: spock has all the moves
Rating: 4.08/5

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CpnKangaroo - April 22, 2011, 2:47 pm
love to see a trekkie
Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 4:13 pm
5 big lol's for the Pon Farr reference.
lesterinside - January 25, 2010, 8:54 am
Nice one.. Live long an prosper!!!
CpnKangaroo - January 14, 2010, 7:54 pm
w00t, 1st time as number one, i wanna thank all those who inspired the world. cubby, ron, LD, and of course our lord and master, overlord douchebag
ZippoBibrok - January 14, 2010, 7:49 pm
Pon Farr is only every 7 years. So it's _really_ early... XD


GODZILLA: 28 TOKYO: 0 - Frickin' move already.


TAGS: godzilla tokyo move monster destroy
Rating: 4.67/5

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RetiredUSNChief - December 17, 2012, 1:12 am
I thought of my son while I made this...he's as much of a Godzilla fan as I was at his age. :):)
Silverheart - December 15, 2012, 4:55 pm

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound, he pulls the spitting high-tension wires down! Oh no, there goes Tokyo, Go Go Godzilla! 5Ls


THAT'S WHAT - friends are for


TAGS: helping friend move
Rating: 4.85/5

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pzykosiz - May 19, 2011, 8:25 pm
i think it would take more than 5 bottles to deal with that.
forseti - May 19, 2011, 2:19 pm
ROFLMAO! Reminds me of helping a friend move five times in six years... The beer was great! 5 bottles


DIRECTED BY MICHAEL MOORE - What a kick in the nuts! Just learned this fun fact today. I'm de-motivated...


TAGS: fucktard should move to canada or just die
Rating: 3.75/5

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CANADA - December 1, 2009, 2:15 am
that movie is pretty insulting to americans
Ed-Hyde - August 24, 2009, 3:03 pm
Sniff sniff, throws away my copy of the movie. Sniff sniff, snort, whine moan . . . crap, now I SOUND like michael moore. Damn.
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 10:57 am
Wrote, directed and produced it! Didn't see that coming...other then the cameo he made.
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 10:45 am
*sigh* so depressing
MO - August 24, 2009, 10:40 am
Google it...
Ed-Hyde - August 24, 2009, 10:36 am
Oh, you've got to be kidding me. Please say this is some sort of sick joke!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 23, 2009, 6:37 pm
I didn't need to know that. 5 disappointed lions.


BLEACH - MOVE, BITCH -


TAGS: sosuke aizen bleach anime manga kurosaki ichigo move bitch
Rating: 2.86/5

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angryceltic - August 31, 2010, 3:22 am
this post suffers from the same fate as all ani-fakes of people not knowing what is going on because they do not fallow the series while i personally get the reference and find it very funny it may not reach others
Claire - August 30, 2010, 7:01 pm
No.
spacedog - August 30, 2010, 6:55 pm
I've read Bart's comment a couple times, this poster a couple times, and still... huh? 2L for whatever Bart seems to see here.
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 6:50 pm
I don't get this. Anyone care to explain? Maybe i will learn something.
pzykosiz - August 30, 2010, 6:43 pm
it's too bad i don't get it. 1L
Bartimaeus - August 30, 2010, 4:53 am
It seems like a well constructed joke. The ironic dialogue sets up the surprising/humorous turn of events, and the song lyrics change the tone in a way that is pretty funny. I would say this is a solid 4L, but I gave it a five.
culos - August 30, 2010, 4:34 am
I know exactly why I don't like it, won't elaborate though...
Bartimaeus - August 30, 2010, 1:02 am
I'm not sure why, but I really like this one. I hear the song in my head when I read it. 5/5


TURTLES -


TAGS: move slow think quick crankyhead
Rating: 4.46/5

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jameswnash - October 2, 2010, 10:51 pm
hehe


FLIRTING -


TAGS: you her moves score cubby
Rating: 4.27/5

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irresistablex3 - January 13, 2011, 10:32 pm
i tihnk this is the wronge way to do it


I THINK OUR FIRST DATE - is moving along quite nicely




A DIFFERENCE - One woman standing for what she believed sparked a movement that changed history. God bless you Rosa Parks.


TAGS: rosa parks civil rights politics movement bus
Rating: 2.5/5

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agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 12:05 am
Tree.... you're borering timmyville here... please refrain from furthering this subject.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 11, 2010, 11:41 pm
Jesus Treehodger.....Kinda harsh.
Treehodger - January 11, 2010, 11:39 pm
First of all, this is not a DEmotivational Poster. Secondly, she didn't do diddily squat. So she sat on a bus? So what? Lots of people back then stood up for what they felt was right. Why is she famous? She didn't do anything.


FINISHING MOVES -


TAGS: finishing moves david goliath sword bible
Rating: 1.78/5

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Jmac0585 - May 6, 2010, 11:12 am
NFE


BALANCE -




SUNSET OF LIFE -


TAGS: some people no matter how old they get never lose their beauty they merely move it from their faces into their hearts
Rating: 4.53/5

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Sean - May 23, 2010, 12:47 am
Hilarious. I love it. Almost as good as: "When you walked into my life, you left your footprints on my heart." *pauses as dry heaves run their course*


CONSTITUTION -


TAGS: moved to tears
Rating: 4.38/5

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Verdeckt - July 12, 2011, 7:55 am
Hardly political, I can't even spell bicameral... Constitution - strength or health of body. Constitutional - Bowel movement, poo, dump, crap
Peso - July 12, 2011, 6:54 am
So is this a shallow political statement or is there something deeper I'm missing?


I HAVE A SOLUTION! - Why don't you just move the coffee maker?




"NO" - Now let's get rid of your excess packaging.


TAGS: excess packaging let s remove her s
Rating: 4.1/5

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CaptainBaked - February 16, 2011, 2:24 pm
God i love my country...
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 1:41 am
LOL


ONE GOOD WOMAN -


TAGS: to move forward you must bury your past
Rating: 4.09/5

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MrRandom - January 4, 2010, 11:37 pm
Yep, and thanks.
spacedog - January 4, 2010, 11:37 pm
Heh, got bonus points? Awesome dude!
MrRandom - January 4, 2010, 11:36 pm
104%
spacedog - January 4, 2010, 11:32 pm
Hey Random. Did you get your grade back for that game you were telling me you made?
MrRandom - January 4, 2010, 11:28 pm
Paws probably aren't the best suited to it.
spacedog - January 4, 2010, 11:23 pm
"I" -nice typing skills dogboy
spacedog - January 4, 2010, 11:22 pm
I'm do not follow gggg. Both your comments are pretty negative. Are there posters on this site you like? Maybe you could try complimenting some, or better yet making some posters yourself.
gggg - January 4, 2010, 9:33 am
So anybody who is really hard to impress and wants everyone to know it will get banned. You may think I am being sarcastic when I say: good, but you would be wrong.
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 10:13 pm
Thanks... and to whoever is 1L bombing all new posters... I know your IP address, and you are one more 1L away from being banned. Hope you're paying attention... or you'll just have to guess why you were banned.
Produceman117 - January 3, 2010, 10:07 pm
Nice. 5.


BILLY -




WOODLAND DEMONS - Sometimes the joys of being outside are disturbed by the creatures that inhabit the woods.




MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -




TAKING A BREAK... - We hate to see you go, Porcelina, but we love watching you walk away.


TAGS: porcelina come back soon or at least move over to naughtyfake
Rating: 3.7/5

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archon - August 29, 2011, 11:02 am
who is she? (porcelina is impossible to google :p)
rerun - December 8, 2010, 10:05 pm

bump for context
Cornhole Digger - September 25, 2009, 7:25 am
I do not understand what you speak of gentlemen.
Claire - September 9, 2009, 11:14 pm
He should just remain with Quagmire.
CANADA - September 3, 2009, 2:54 pm
hey Cornhole Digger, WTF is up with your aliases?
Cornhole Digger - September 3, 2009, 2:52 pm
Women dressed like that can make me do whatever they want.
Guest091 - August 31, 2009, 8:50 am
Very nice view. Love it.
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 11:09 am
hey BoneCD,wondering wherer the smell was coming from!
BriaHere - August 12, 2009, 11:07 am
Not a usual thought of mine, but this girl is hot. PurpleSchmurple.
BoneCD - August 11, 2009, 9:24 pm
Can't be Canada, there isn't a pike being dragged alongside
agdaniele - August 11, 2009, 9:08 pm
I'd love to watch you leave, Canada.
Derek - August 11, 2009, 7:44 pm
"Smoother" surely Canada.
Agent K - August 11, 2009, 11:26 am
for sure what canada said
CANADA - August 11, 2009, 11:17 am
..."but love to watch you leave" is a little smother


STFU -




THIS IS NOT THE MOTIFAKE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR... - ...Move along.


TAGS: star wars droids move along
Rating: 3.22/5

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trek - April 30, 2012, 10:53 pm
ROTFLMFAO! Great parody of a fantastic line by Obi-Wan.


RUNNING GAGS -


TAGS: misplaced moves medwedew merkel russia germany
Rating: 3.08/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:47 am
That was in Moscow after the parade.


STUNT MAN - Now Stunted growth man.




HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY -


TAGS: how the movement began
Rating: 2.73/5

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Player_Meyer - October 15, 2009, 10:33 am
This makes me think of Ren & Stimpy... Don't whizz on the electric fence. Also the animation is classic american so I suspected something like after battleships lets go paint the picket fence with a fine lead-based paint.


MOVING TIP #48 - Takes all the fun out of Dorm-Parties.




REMOVE - is spelled with an "e", dumb ass.


TAGS: remove
Rating: 1.65/5

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Correction - May 17, 2008, 10:00 pm
Actually, it's spelled with 2 e's.


Discard -


TAGS: masks time remove skin andre berthiaume
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 16, 2013, 1:19 pm

Excellent!~~


TASTE OF EUROPE -


TAGS: budget traveling car poverty shmoverty
Rating: 4.95/5

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agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 10:20 pm
I'm great! How have you been, space?
GreyScorpion - August 23, 2010, 9:10 am
when the Zaporozhets' a rockin', don't come knockin'....just sit there, and wait your turn...5L
phydeaux - August 23, 2010, 2:19 am
Mom left out that part of the immigration story...
Feasibly - August 23, 2010, 12:54 am
Note to self; remember to set drink down b4 reading spacedog's posters...5L
agdaniele - August 23, 2010, 12:39 am
LMAO! Taste. Perfect.


The Eyes Are The Window To One's Soul -


TAGS: movement legalize weed 4 20
Rating: 4.6/5

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MissPriss - April 21, 2013, 7:00 pm
Bell-bottoms Papa...some how I don't find that hard to believe...teehee
PapaFox - April 21, 2013, 5:42 pm
WHOA flashback... damn, where'd I put my bell-bottoms... C'mon baby, take a chance with us! C'mon baby, take a chance with us!
Silverheart - April 21, 2013, 4:02 pm

I used the scroll wheel on my fancy mouse... uuhhhh... woah. My mudulla oblongata Inna-gadda-da-vita uuhh... pizza.
MissPriss - April 21, 2013, 3:28 pm
We should be taping us talking about this stuff. Bet some of it could be pure genius. But we'll forget it and it will be lost forever! No way what-so-ever to recall it. Just gone!!!!
MissPriss - April 21, 2013, 3:24 pm
Awesome...now, move your mouse extra fast in little quirky movements on your scroll bar, up and down...SILVIE!! I said your mouse... dude you have some serious iss....shrooms?
Silverheart - April 21, 2013, 3:11 pm

Woah... I think you just gave me contact high over the internet... 5 uuhh... got any brownies?


MOVE ALONG TIMMY -


TAGS: move get out the way
Rating: 4.57/5

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rerun - May 25, 2012, 8:23 pm

perfect for here, without the last line it is perfect for motitwist. 5L from me either way
Bull - May 25, 2012, 8:15 pm
The last line was the whole point.
SteveFurlong - May 25, 2012, 8:07 pm
3L. Would have been 5 without that last line.


Conflict -




MOOSE 1 -




Persistance -




YOU KNOW YOU'VE MOVED - ...to the wrong neighborhood when this is the Welcoming Committee.




LOGICDUDE - yep, must be near 2am


TAGS: puttin the moves on at last call
Rating: 3.89/5

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Untamedfifty - July 7, 2010, 10:11 pm
wut?


AUSTIN, TX -


TAGS: move to austin friendly folks pretty town
Rating: 3.88/5

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rerun - August 26, 2010, 8:20 pm

I went to college in Austin, TX....great city, strange people. The t-shirts ususlly say "keep Austin wierd"


I'M PRO-MAC -


TAGS: bust a move
Rating: 3.83/5

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spacedog - September 30, 2009, 7:37 pm
Excellent work; title, border, pic and caption.


PROTEST? - I'm sorry, I could have sworn you said PROSTATE. (Which is precisely where Cubbybear got hit by that fish.)




SUP? - Nothin just doin the same old


TAGS: move
Rating: 3.29/5

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NEW JERSEY - Might not be the best place for a country girl




JESUS -


TAGS: jesus people move along nothing to see here
Rating: 2.64/5

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spacedog - August 14, 2009, 2:21 pm
Touche.
Ed-Hyde - August 14, 2009, 2:20 pm
Never stopped anyone on any other topic...


PISTOLEROS - They Look Pissed




TRYING TO LOOK BEAUTIFUL? -


TAGS: at least move that remote away it scares people
Rating: 1.25/5

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robbidos - July 26, 2013, 10:53 pm
Aggy, they might have been classifying women as people again
forseti - April 4, 2010, 2:59 pm
...so where was this "not funny enough" - approver when needed?!?
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 12:57 pm
What? A remote scares a male? Where are you from? 1835?


Breath, don’t waste it on Gramma -


TAGS: move on
Rating: 5/5

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a monkey knife fight -


TAGS: motifake low vote restriction removed
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - January 16, 2016, 2:50 pm

healing? i assume that means apologies were offered to the person who needs the healing.
Greeny - January 16, 2016, 2:21 pm
Outstanding!! Let the healing begin!
Reality Lord - January 16, 2016, 1:16 pm

let the blood bath begin. my predictions...the ones who wanted this will be the first to cry foul.


Fish Pick Up Lines -




GOOD GIRLS -


TAGS: innocent love studly moves
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - October 6, 2012, 6:29 pm
lol...I shouldn't laugh at this...I have an innocent daughter ;)


Urgency! -


TAGS: move it
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 8:18 am
I wish I had a V-8? LOL! 5L Demon!


MB -




instant karma's going to get you -




Curiosity. . . -




Yesterday's Storm -




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